Dear Daughter,
I have sent you to a man's
house to be a blessing to him and 'help' him achieve the goals I gave
him. He's not like you at all. He's burly, quite insensitive. You'd be
surprised he might not even realize you've come to help! So, to help
your task and protect you from being on the receiving end of his
imperfections here are some vital instructions.
1. Don't ever
try to fix him, if
...
he ever develops a fault, I'm his
manufacturer and you will need to talk to me about him. You're his wife,
not his God. I don't particularly like it when you think you can change
him and you attempt to take my place.
2. Well, I'm your God
too, but your husband is my deputy in your life. To get the best of him,
you need to respect him like you do me. Get more instructions on this
from your grandmother Sarah.
3. You will realize that he
fumbles in many things. I know you're smart but resist the urge to get
in front of him and take charge of things except he tells you to.
4. He's a man of God but he's still a man. Remember an hungry man is an
angry man whether the hunger is for food or sex. Don't you ever play
politics with him on those issues.
5. He likes competing and
winning, that's why he's crazy about sports. But there's an area he
doesn't mind you being better- character! So take advantage, be a better
lover, more humble, more patient, more virtuous.
6. He enjoys
attractive help mates, quite more than is good for him. As you get into
helping him, don't forget to stay attractive as much as possible. I know
its a tough task but I know you can do it, you're a woman after all.
I'd give you more instructions later but these are vitally
important and can't wait. Whatever you face there, never forget why
you're there. If you keep your eyes on the goal of being a blessing to
him, sooner than later he will come to adore you. Meanwhile, keep in
touch with me in prayer. If you've ever needed my help you will
certainly need it on this assignment!
Yours forever,
GOD
2. Well, I'm your God too, but your husband is my deputy in your life. To get the best of him, you need to respect him like you do me. Get more instructions on this from your grandmother Sarah.
3. You will realize that he fumbles in many things. I know you're smart but resist the urge to get in front of him and take charge of things except he tells you to.
4. He's a man of God but he's still a man. Remember an hungry man is an angry man whether the hunger is for food or sex. Don't you ever play politics with him on those issues.
5. He likes competing and winning, that's why he's crazy about sports. But there's an area he doesn't mind you being better- character! So take advantage, be a better lover, more humble, more patient, more virtuous.
6. He enjoys attractive help mates, quite more than is good for him. As you get into helping him, don't forget to stay attractive as much as possible. I know its a tough task but I know you can do it, you're a woman after all.
I'd give you more instructions later but these are vitally important and can't wait. Whatever you face there, never forget why you're there. If you keep your eyes on the goal of being a blessing to him, sooner than later he will come to adore you. Meanwhile, keep in touch with me in prayer. If you've ever needed my help you will certainly need it on this assignment!
Yours forever,
GOD
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